CCNY Bathroom Reviews

  • Director

    Jacob Altstein

  • Country, Year, Length

    United States, 2025, 4:49

  • Category

    Experimental

  • Format

    n/a

  • Festival Year

    2025

Synopsis

I have almost peed my pants a few times while out and about. In New York City finding a bathroom when you need one can be burdensome, so when you have a bathroom or two in your life that’s always there for you, that’s special. This film is dedicated to my two favorite bathrooms at City College where I study. In fact I like them so much I made a video about them so you can see them and hopefully even use them one day. 

CCNY Bathroom Reviews was made with no crew or budget and was made possible by my girlfriend’s grandma who gave me her old camcorder. CCNY Bathroom Reviews has no cast because I don’t like telling people what to do. CCNY Bathroom Reviews is gruel and slop made with texture and tangibility. Rain coats are advised when viewing the film as it is the splash zone. CCNY Bathroom Reviews in mundane and imaginative and a great film to doze off too…

I am a relatively new filmmaker having one film under the bag. A scriptless mockumentary called The Troy Fashion Archives which honors the works of the fictional film icon Troy Fashion. Ironically this work of imagination won an award in documentary editing. As of late Jacob is working on a new film titled probably cool which is a mocu-docu series that follows the adventures of a polycule living in Bushwood. 

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6:45pm Tuesday, November 11th

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Director Biography

Student at The City College of New York. Enjoyer of many modes of creative expression, often film. My favorite train is the B train.